Kim Kardashian is a real-life superstar. No, it’s not an allusion to her famous sex tape, although there might still be some residual mental associations left in our brain back from the age when she was valiantly "fighting" to prevent the tape in question from hitting the market. In any case, Kim is really a star - the stuff dreams are made of. Her very appearance casts an immediate shadow over everyone who just happens to be close to her at the time - although, of course, that could also be due to the fact that Kim possesses a series of widely acclaimed though slightly overrated all-natural charms. For those of you who have just got off a space ship or lived in a cave so far, I’m talking about Kim’s well-rounded derrière. Her a*s, people - which she so elegantly puts on display whenever she has the chance - as you can see from these photos.

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Pammy Anderson is set to conquer the world and turn it all into a more booby-friendly place for blond TV actresses turned strippers, turned sex tap protagonists, turned magician’s assistants. And if you thought you had so far pretty much seen what Pammy was all about, guess again. The former Playboy darling and proud wearer of a bright-red lifeguard suit is set to make her official comeback on the small screen as the protagonist of an "observational documentary series" - a reality TV show, in other words - which promises to offer all the die-hard boobielicious Pammy lovers out there an intimate portrayal of the iconic actress and mother.

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Jimmy Kimmel has been surpassing himself lately, and last night’s interview with Ryan Phillippe was no exception. Of course, the highlight of the evening was the… ahem, controversial night-vision sex tape in which Phillippe was rumored to be involved and which turned out to be true. The fact is, the talk show host seems to be on a roll ever since his girlfriend Sarah Silverman publicly admitted that she had in fact been sleeping with Kimmel’s nemesis Matt Damon, a taped revelation shortly followed by the release of Kimmel’s own confession of an equally scandalous gay affair with Damon’s best friend Ben Affleck. This time, it was Ryan Phillippe’s turn to send the audience into fits of hysterical laughter and he rose to the occasion spectacularly.

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Ashton Kutcher’s new show "Pop Fiction" (yes, the one E! allegedly "borrowed" from an idea originally forwarded to the network by the deceased Anna Nicole Smith) promised to rock the entertainment world and make editors and columnists everywhere think twice before typing out any more "unconfirmed" celebrity stories. However, after two shows were broadcast, the entertainment industry is apparently still going strong, and a little survey put together by the NY Daily News shows that Kutcher’s more refined version of his former MTV show "Punk’d" is not turning out to be the threat it was once cracked up to be – on the contrary.

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I have no idea who thought Brooke Hogan would make a fine "reality star", but I think they will soon realize they made a bad, bad choice. Nevertheless, in the meantime we’ll be able to feast our eyes on the wonderfully intuitive and intelligent Miss Hogan and watch her as she most likely makes a fool of herself in "Brooke Hogan Knows Best", which is, as you may have already guessed, a spinoff of her daddy’s show "Hogan Knows Best". I never really managed to fathom the deep hidden meanings of this reality show’s title – all I can say is that now it comes across as extremely ironic. So much so that we can all safely say (Hulk) Hogan definitely doesn’t know best – otherwise he wouldn’t have had an affair with one of his daughter’s best friends.

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Well, what do you know: celebrities are "fighting back" against the all-invasive, all-powerful media monopoly on their lives. Poor, poor things. I mean really, who would want their face plastered on web pages all around the world within minutes of stepping outside the safety of their homes, who would want to have their faces recognized by millions and millions of fans who are willing to pay good money in order to get closer to their idols? I mean really, that’s gotta suck, right? And yes, I admit that the media is predisposed to excesses and that literally hunting celebrities down is nerve-racking and annoying – not to mention dangerous sometimes, but in the end, in the grand scheme of things, if we draw the line, I am sure that celebrities profit more than the media from all the over-exposure.

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Now, this is a good one. Everyone, take out your hankies and a box of tissues, and let’s all shed a tear for poor, old, lonely Paris Hilton – a woman who is so classy and has so much style that she managed to make the world hate her simply because she makes everyone else look ugly and stupid. She is the essence of beauty and wisdom – if only we all stopped hating on her! The troublesome reality is that this wonderful creature that goes by the name of the soon-to-be-ex-Hilton-heiress is forced to face the hardships of life all alone, because no one in Hollywood is daring or classy enough to be her best friend forever. So, what’s an attention-seeking yet materialistic and sweet girl to do? Why, of course – star in a reality TV show and buy… that is, find a best friend.

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In fact, why stop at Madonna? Let’s all eat our hearts out, tear off our clothes, stop taking baths and essentially behave like the most miserable of mortals because there’s a new Hollywood star out there taking the world of entertainment by storm, and try as we might, none of us have even the most remote chance of channeling the same talent and glamor. I’m talking, of course, about the ultimate Hills bad girl and my favorite horse-faced reality star of late, Heidi Montag. You see, Heidi and her even more annoying on again / off again boyfriend Spencer Pratt have probably ingested some sort of dangerous toxin, which in addition to boosting someone’s ego seems to have dangerous psychedelic side-effects, such as making people believe they’re about a million times more important and better looking than in reality. Just wait ’till you hear this one.

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It was only a matter of time before Pammy finally got the offer, but now it finally happened, and I can’t say I’m too surprised. Pamela Anderson and the sleazy hubby Rick Salomon are reportedly in talks with the E! Network to get their own "fly on the way" reality show, that would air next year. I’m not sure if it’s the right thing to say – I suppose I should offer these two congratulations or something similar – but can you imagine a better pretext for them to have sex in plain view of everyone else? I sure you can’t… there’s no need for a sex tape anymore, they will now have a perfect excuse for bumping uglies as often as they please – and the whole world will be watching!

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A couple of months ago, I was telling you about a Gwen Stefani concert in Kuala Lumpur for which the usually provocative diva was forced to cover herself up a little more than usual (which, given who we were talking about, actually meant something). And now it would seem that another, even more provocative, hip-shaking celebrity caused a stir with the booty-shaking action that usually accompanies her singing and has become pretty much trademark for her public appearances and music videos. I’m talking about Shakira…and yes, now that you know this is about her, you can pretty much picture exactly what I’m talking about.

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