Someone needs to call an ambulance and take Britney to hospital as soon as possible. I mean it – forget a psych evaluation, she needs a straitjacket and a heavy dose of pills, quickly. No, this time she hasn’t had a breakdown, didn’t take anyone hostage and there was no police stand-off. Actually, something much worse happened: Ryan Seacrest played a duet between Heidi Montag and Britney Spears on his KIIS-FM radio show. No, I’m not kidding – and I’m not high on any drugs, I can assure you. The song is called "Dramatic" and you can check it out below. It’s an up-tempo beat with heavily processed vocals and to be honest, there are moments in which I can’t really tell who is singing which part. In any case, it seems that someone (either Britney or Heidi, I can’t tell and I don’t actually care) is seriously deluded.

There are already rumors flying round the Internet claiming that the so-called duet is not actually a duet, and that Heidi’s voice was digitally added next to Britney’s on the track, and that Britney herself wasn’t even aware such a song existed until Seacrest played it yesterday during his show. "Heidi and Spencer got their hands on an old demo recording of Britney’s that never made it onto any of her albums" an insider claims in a statement given to gossip blogger Perez Hilton. "They’ve been working with a lot of producers on Heidi’s new album and one of them gave them the track. They decided to turn it into a duet instead of having Heidi re-record the song with just her vocals because they knew they’d get more press this way", the insider added.

If this is true, I think someone is in deep s**t. I mean, don’t get me wrong – singing a duet with Britney these days is not the best PR move you could wish for – and the whole thing gets a million times worse if you throw in the part about Heidi and Spencer not even letting Britney know she’s "recording" a duet. It’s all one major publicity stunt, but I have a feeling someone will be very surprised when the whole thing backfires. Already, people are expressing their surprise and disgust all over the Internet, so I think we can safely congratulate Heidi: once again, the reality TV "star" managed to make sure she’s one of the most hated people on this planet. You have to admit, she’s got style…